20 Pawsitive Cat Tweets Packed With Wholesome Whiskered Humor

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Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor
Nov 5, 2025 12:00 PM EST

There's nothing like cat memes in the morning, right? Wrong! Like, not completely wrong, it sounds awesome, but what's even better is reading some cat tweets like the daily paper with your meowrning coffee. It's like reading the cat news from fellow feline pawrents from all around the world, learning of the latest cat antics from every country, sharing the cat raising expurrience with other people. It's a much better way to open the morning, much more interesting, full of feline fuzziness and fun.

But unless your Twitter (or X) algorithm is 100% purrfect, you'd have to scroll past many unrelevant tweets before reaching some cat-related content - which is what a car person would seek in the morning. But fear not, fellow feline pawrent, we've got you covered. We gathered some great cat news - in tweet form. You can sip your coffee in peace (if your cat hasn't pushed it off the counter yet), open these cat tweets like you'd open a newspaper, and enjoy the joy of cat news.

Reading about weird cat names like you'd read about the weather forecast, reading about cat zoomies like you'd read about politics, and reading about funny little kittens like you'd read the marketing publications. Doesn't that sound like a much better meowrning?

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  • 01
    + hissambajwa 9h Why do we say 'slept like a baby'? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.
    via @hissambajwa
  • 02
    yourshadowtwin People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too.
    via yourshadowtwin
  • 03
    only-cat-memes Imagine hating me and I'm just at home splitting a cheese stick with my cat. ...
    via @only-cat-memes

  • No one can hate on anyone just chilling with their cat at home. That's adorable.

    Are you also a cat pawrent? Then you're adorable as well. And your cat. Tell them we said that. Also tell them we said “meow”.

  • 04
    pauline @wd_rat hey babe come look at the cat. he looks the same as he always does and hes just sitting there. babe come look. hey come look at the cat
    via @w**d_rat
  • 05
    Jesse Case @jessecase I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don't need that kind of ego in the house.
    via @jessecase
  • 06
    Keara Sullivan @superkeara With friendships I have what I like to call "outdoor cat attachment style." Some weeks u will see me a ton and other weeks u will not know if I'm dead or alive but don't worry I still love u I will not forget u
    via @superkeara
  • 07
    A lot of people are confused by the concept of "cat years," so here's a guide to how you can think of the age of a cat. less than 1 year: Just a little baby 1-3 years: Just a little baby 4-6 years: Just a little baby 7-10 years: Just a little baby 11+ years: elderly baby
    via @only-cat-memes
  • 08
    giulia @jmashh_ how do people not like cats???? the gentle boops?? their toe beans?? noggin rubs?? lil' bread loaf tucked peets?? their bigggggggg stretchems?? y'all domb A they are PRECIOUS L
    via @jmashh_
  • 09
    jarrett sleeper @jarrettsleeper Domestic partnerships: mostly interrupting your partner to force them to look at your shared pet. You do this as if it were an emergency. You do this with a raised voice and an unpleasant intensity. Pet looks the same as yesterday and five minutes ago. That doesn't matter. Look.
    via @jarrettsleeper
  • 10
    star @cutestgoth You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care
    via @cutestgoth
  • 11
    Brian Blickenstaff @BKBlick My wife got this papoose/sling thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it.
    via @BKBlick

  • If anyone, ever, needed a proof that cats are totally babies - then, here it is. There's no way this could happen if cats were not, in fact, 100% babies. Even more babies than babies.

  • 12
    latke @latkedelrey cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent and vanilla and happiness
    via @latkedelrey
  • 13
    I thought I was being clever, putting the litter box on wheels so I could slide it out from under the stairs, but I have inadvertently created a Mad Max-esque vehicle which my cat uses to roll around the house, dragging himself with his front paws, the entire time shoting.
    via @only-cat-memes
  • 14
    Fiona Zublin @bear_foot me, to plumber: I'm so sorry about the cat, he thinks everyone is his best friend plumber: it's okay, I'm used to people's cats. ::two minutes later, from the other room:: plumber: mister smitten, you are a born plumber; after this we will get a nice sandwich.
    via @bear_foot
  • 15
    minecraft kiwi @lexizinger at my wedding my cat will be the flower girl and she will be guided down the aisle with a laser pointer
    via @lexizinger
  • 16
    Keifer @DannyVegito girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after taco bell menu items
    via @DannyVegito
  • 17
    Sarah Kessler @moveablej... 2d My wife has taken to leaving the butter on the counter European-style and I just caught the cat LICKING THE BUTTER and it appears she's been doing this for months and that we've been eating CAT-BUTTER please send help immediately 5,544 78.4K 1 Sarah Kessler @moveablejaw We literally just had a convo about how each of us thought the other was taking weird dented knifefuls of butter from the stick but IT WAS THE CAT, whose Velcro tongue ridges are in fact VISIBLE ON
    via @moveablejaw
  • 18
    arvo färt @arvofart Every cat owner is like "this is my beautiful angel child, Vehicular Mansloghter. I found him in the garbage and he is the dombest creature on earth.”
    via @arvofart
  • 19
    Megan Wegenke @MegWegenke I don't completely know how to explain this, but as a cat owner you quickly learn that "absence of cat (chill)" and "absence of cat (suspicious)" are two very different kinds of silence
    via @MegWegenke
  • 20
    [first date] Him: I'm a cat person. You? Me: [trying to impress] *makes eye contact *pushes everything off table *bends over *shows him my buthole
    via @only-cat-memes

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